Sunday, July 26, 2009

James Bond: Quantum of Solace


This game is very much like Call of Duty. Not so much the graphics but the online gameplay and what the game is based around. You are James Bond, obviously, and you are sent on various missions taking out bad guys. There are many different ways to play this game. You can take cover and pick them off slowly or you can just blow them to the sh!t hole all at the same time. There are a few sniper levels and you get to use a turret every once in a while. Online is similiar to COD. You can make custom classes with primary and secondary weapons along with 2 grenades and 2 gadgets. Unfortunately there are no UAV's or airstrikes available for your kill streaks. This game is pretty much like any other James Bond game. The name's Boned, James Boned.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Terminator Salvation


Terminator Salvation is only a good game if you are an achievment junky like me. The campaign is very short and there is no online play. There are only 1 1 achievments for the whole game. Nine of them are 80g, one is 100 and another is 120g. You play as a character named John Connor and you have to find and lead a pack of people to safe, robot free areas. This game isn't so much a fighting game as it is a running away from robots that want to rip your head off game. If you like to play games one and done then this is a game for you. I beat the game in four days and got my money back from Gamestop.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Resident Evil 5


This is a game which takes place in Africa. Instead of being leon and Ashley you are chris and shova. What I like about this game is that your partner has a gun and can actualy defend herself. In resident Evil 4 Ashley was just as usefull as having a spare toe. Im not saying shova is useful im just saying that she can actually kill someone. Shova is though actualy very stupid. You could give her a double barrel shotgun with a power of 60 and she would use her crappy pistol. Then when she ran out of ammo for her pistol she would either steal ammo from you or go find some more. She would never use the shotgun!!!! This game des have a longer camaign but post comments on which game you like better please. OH yeah, happy 4th of JULY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!

Friday, July 3, 2009

BIoshock


Bioshock is a first person shooter were you start the game as a man named Jack. Your objective is to get through raptor. As you proceed through the game youu earn money to buy ammunition from vending machines and also to create your own weapons. Let me just tell you how Jack got into this mess. He was flying a plane over the Atlantic ocean around the 1960s and for some odd reason the plane crashed. You find yourself the only one who survived the crash and swim to a nearby town with a giant lighthouse. This is all im going to tell you because you must play the game to find out more. I will just warn you in advance that this game is really really wierd and will probably give you nightmares but if your fine with thos kind of games than go ahead and buy it. Im pretty sure the game only costs about 20 dollars.

Grand Theft Auto

I like this game only because its so life like and you can just do anything in Liberty City. What I most like to do is drive around on my motercycle and shoot people then run from the cops. The online play in this game is kind of cool. The maps are different sections in liberty city and you still have all the same vehicles and stuff. I think they should of made the game like San Andreas were you can fly in multiple types of helicoptors and airplanes. I also liked the idea of parachuting off of buildings. the achievements are really hard in my opinion to get. The graphics are kind of good and as I said the online play is ok. This game is really cheap, I bought it for only 15 dollars at blockbuster.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Super Smash Brawl


I know this is a pretty old game but I still wanted to review it just because I was bored. First thing I want to say is that nintendo really screwed things up on this game. They really did try way to hard to make this game the best it could be. For one thing they made all the awsome characters from melee suck. for example, Falco. The awsome hawk bird thing who you could be awsome with. I dont know if nintendo did this intentianoly but now falco sucks. Another example is jiglypuff. In my opinion, she was the worst character in the game and you could barely ever get a kill with her. Now they kind of made her cheap. She does a whole lot more damage and her super attack (when she grows fat and knocks everyone off the stage) is really effective. In this game you dont need any skill to play. I recomend if you just got the wii and is thinking, hmmm maybe ill buy brawl, well Ive got one word for you. DONT!!!!! Just buy melee. If you already bought brawl i would advise you to walk back to the store and get your money back!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

1 Vs 100




This is an arcade game that you can download on the xbox 360 for around 800 microsoft points when it comes out. The game is like the show, instead your avatar is one of the contestants in the show. Its a game that starts around 7 at night. You can play the demo for free. The demo and the real game are kind of simmilar incept on the real game they will hand out prizes such as microsoft points to people. Let me start explaining that this is one of those games were you aare asked a question in different categories and given awnsers. Some of the categories are movies, games and sports. usualy when you play there are around 40,000 other people playing with you so im guessing its a pretty popular game.

Cod 5 Vs. Cod 4



People beg to differ which game is better cod4 or cod5. Well first of all cod 4 has weapons that we would use in a war today but cod 5 has weapons that you would use in ww1 or 2. They have different online play with different maps. Cod5 has tanks online but cod4 does not. In both games you need 3 kills for recon plane and 5 kills for an artillery strike. In cod 5 you control were the artillery strike hits but dont in cod 4. In cod 5 if you get 7 kills than dogs come out for a minute and attacks everybody. in cod 4 if you get 7 kills a helicopter comes out and shoots everybody. So we really dont know which game is better. Please post a comment on your opinion.

Sims 3


You would like the sims 3 if you like playing virtual life games.In the sims 3 you can do any thing from being a hobo to being the richest man in the world its all about the choices you make in the game.You would also like the sims 3 if you enjoy creating things.You can create any type of house you want.If you enjoy being near the beach make a beach house. If you enjoy living the rich life then create a mansion.In the sims 3 you can show off your house by showing it to peoplei the sims community.You can aslo show people the people you make in sims community. Your sims have life wishes they want to fullfill to do this you get them a job and keep on getting them promoted.you have wishes the sims need to fullfill like throwing a big party or even just using the bathroom.If you do this you get points. Once you get enough points you can buy things for your sims like be a better worker or throw awsome parties. This is called life time oppurtunities.

Prototype review


I dont know much about Prototype but people have all said that it is a really cool game. I did a little research on the game and it turns out that this game takes place in New York City. Your name is Alex Mercer and your trying to search for your past. You have been exposed to a virus which has changed your life forever. You have the abilitie to shape ship. You can be anyone you want to be or turn into anything you want to turn into. As you progress into the game you earn points which you can use to buy upgrades for yourself and different powers. Some of the powers you get in the game are blades, claws, and hammerfist. Blades is when your arms turn into razor sharp swords that can slice anyone in half. Claws is whenn you have bone claws which are kind of like blades but you cabn purchase an upgrade for claws which lets you send a mauntain of spikes onto your enemy. Hammerfist is mostly best for vehicles such as tanks and coptors. Hammer fist is when your arm turns into a giant hammer that crushes anyone in its path. there are about a dozen more powers to choose from. This is a must have game.

Halo ODST


This new adventure of Halo takes place in the middle of the series. If you didn't know already know ODST stands for Orbital Drop Shock Troopers which is who you will be playing with online and on the campaign. There will be new maps including the 3 maps that werent realeased when sandbox and them came out. The graphics in my opinion will be 3 times as better and a little more life like. the aiming system is a little different. there will be an x on the middle of the screen when yur aiming. There will aslo be lots of new guns . Just so you know this games release date (for the U.S) is sometime early september. This is going to be a whole lot different from the normal Halo and will be alot of fun.

Red Faction Game Review


Red Faction is a game that takes place on the never ending pile of dust as we know as mars. In Red Faction your character went to mars to start a new life and to see his brother. Once his brother was killed by the EDF you were assigned to the army in his place. During the course of this game you fight your was thrugh mars to run the EDF off the planet. You pick up salvage from destroying EDF property which can be used to buy and upgrade items or weapons. There is an online play to this game were you customise who you want to be and start playing online. Theres free for all, team, siege, Demolition and much more. This is one of those games were if you like to destroy everything in your path this is the game for you and i mean that.